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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

I was going through my camera back cause a friend needs to borrow my camera for a shoot.

I haven’t been in the bag since I last let her use it for a shoot.

There is a condom in my camera bag.

I keep getting free condoms from this woman. XD

/she does lots of photos for the local LGBT center that is why condoms

If the maximum possible number of buttons I need to make is less than 1000 by a lot, you are allowed to laugh.

If it is over 1000 by even 1, you are allowed to laugh.

/suspense as I count Indiegogo perks

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

image

"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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I just saw a weight loss commercial with a little old Asian man, a doctor, telling me “It’s not your fault you’re fat. :)”

Sure… made me smile anyway.

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vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

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wow

don’t ever let me get chicken or onion rings from pizza shuttle ever again

that was not a wise decision

wow no

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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the unauthorized biography of jean-luc picard

theme