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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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i HAVE FACED THE FEARS OF STOVES AND BOILING WATER AND STRAINING PASTA and i made spaghetti all by myself yey

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strangedarling:

strangedarling:

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest

My fellow illustrators absolutely KILLED IT on this one! 
It is basically the best thing so go play it.

Mel’Nar and I had a nice time in the tavern.

ohgoodness, I just played through this a few more times… that’s hilarious.

DO IT

strangedarling:

strangedarling:

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest

My fellow illustrators absolutely KILLED IT on this one! 

It is basically the best thing so go play it.

Mel’Nar and I had a nice time in the tavern.

ohgoodness, I just played through this a few more times… that’s hilarious.

DO IT

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reverseracist:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

white people be like white people be like but they the white people that be like

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DACONO – Police are trying to find a 26-year-old woman who walked away from her home Monday afternoon and hasn’t been seen since.
The Dacono Police Department says Linda Vang was last seen walking from the area of Grand View and Colorado Boulevard at around 4:30 p.m. Witnesses say she was wearing a yellow shirt and black shorts, and possibly no shoes.
Vang is currently taking several medications, according to police, but she doesn’t currently have them.
Vang is described as a 5’5” and between 210 to 215 pounds with black hair and brown eyes. She usually wears glasses, but police say they are not on her.
Anyone with information about Vang’s whereabouts is asked to call 720-652-4222.
(KUSA-TV © 2014 Multimedia Holdings Corporation)

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If I or any of you have followers in COLORADO, specifically the Dacono area and I guess Denver in general, my friend’s sister is missing. Please signal boost and keep an eyes out for her! She is without her medication and her glasses. And probably also without her shoes.

DACONO – Police are trying to find a 26-year-old woman who walked away from her home Monday afternoon and hasn’t been seen since.

The Dacono Police Department says Linda Vang was last seen walking from the area of Grand View and Colorado Boulevard at around 4:30 p.m. Witnesses say she was wearing a yellow shirt and black shorts, and possibly no shoes.

Vang is currently taking several medications, according to police, but she doesn’t currently have them.

Vang is described as a 5’5” and between 210 to 215 pounds with black hair and brown eyes. She usually wears glasses, but police say they are not on her.

Anyone with information about Vang’s whereabouts is asked to call 720-652-4222.

(KUSA-TV © 2014 Multimedia Holdings Corporation)

Source

If I or any of you have followers in COLORADO, specifically the Dacono area and I guess Denver in general, my friend’s sister is missing. Please signal boost and keep an eyes out for her! She is without her medication and her glasses. And probably also without her shoes.

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Pokemon: The best way to play is to EV train, IV breed, choose party based on moveset and weakness, then-
Me: No, use the cute ones
Yugioh: You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
Me: nO.... The cUte oNeS
Animal Crossing: Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
Me: THE CUTES
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dcwomenofcolor:

LGBTQIA+ Ladies

** Ya’Wara’s exact orientation has yet to be confirmed in canon.
    (i.e. could be lesbian/bi/pan etc)

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batman-is-our-king:

im literally so frustrated because when you tell people you want a dog, they say “no you don’t, dogs are a lot of work” but when you tell people you never want kids they say “oh of course you’ll want kids one day” but kids are more work than dogs?? 

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